► Maddie Elyse Lalor ◄

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So I’ve never been shy about my syndrome. And until now it’s never really been an issue. MRKHS to HIGHLY condense it, means I was born without a uterus. I still have ovaries however so surrogacy is still an option 🙌🏻 unfortunately the process to...

So I’ve never been shy about my syndrome. And until now it’s never really been an issue. MRKHS to HIGHLY condense it, means I was born without a uterus. I still have ovaries however so surrogacy is still an option 🙌🏻 unfortunately the process to retrieve and implant my eggs will be close to $16k. This is why my husband (NEWLYWED 😍❤️💍) and I decided to forgo an expensive wedding and a honeymoon. Instead we kept things small and are HUMBLY asking all of our friends and family to help by making a donation of any amount to our “family fun.” Proceeds will be used entirely toward the costs of bringing our future baby into the world ❤️ if you’d like to read our story or donate, go to www.gofundme.com/guevarafamilyfund

— 7 years ago with 8 notes

shark-farts:

139381512:

Free kisses

Pitbulls are very dangerous

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— 7 years ago with 161060 notes

kristenwiiggle:

applepiewithextrafreedom:

take a moment to revel in the fact that trump threw a hissy fit because a buzzfeed reporter had the gall to take pictures of all the empty seats at one of his rallies. this is the photos trump wanted people to see:

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this is the photo a buzzfeed reporter took of the front seats, closest to the podium, as viewed from behind. ok sure there are some empty seats.

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but it gets worse. these are the photos from the far back.

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and then he keeps saying that his rallies are packed and overflowing

ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ

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— 7 years ago with 291975 notes

sokkaswift:

jaekirkland:

WHEN YOU AND THE TEAM ARE STUCK IN SFO INTERNATIONAL FOR 13 HOURS

THIS IS A LITERAL MASTERPIECE

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— 8 years ago with 1088768 notes

lexlifts:

jewishsquats:

Do ppl giggle during sex??

If you can’t laugh during sex you’re having sex with the wrong person.

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— 8 years ago with 669647 notes

jesus-in-a-threesome:

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

“just kidding, I’m so strong”

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— 8 years ago with 699577 notes

master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

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— 8 years ago with 793705 notes

doctorprincess:

particlewaveform:

fyi Waluigi has the same number of syllables as Hallelujah so every time u hear the song “Hallelujah” you can perfectly sub in “Waluigi”

i sent my friend a text about this and he sent me back this

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— 8 years ago with 141687 notes
freshest-tittymilk:
“portraits-of-america:
“  “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like...

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

Thats mildly hilarious

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— 8 years ago with 310063 notes

prokopetz:

Today’s Pet Peeve: Movie and television shows depicting a couple of twentysomethings with minimum wage service industry jobs sharing an apartment whose rent alone should realistically exceed their combined gross income.

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— 8 years ago with 32846 notes